Hot pink is
for more useless e-mails that make you want to kill yourself!)
----- Original Message -----
broken hot pink lawn
chairs are fun, also Corson is a stupid son of a bitch.
From: Stephane Portha
To: 'Spider Altaruk'
Sent: Tuesday, May 16, 2000 9:09 AM
Subject: RE: i'm going to sue you for $1270 dollars!
This is the most fun message i have seen for a while.
Stéphane Aka Unixmad.
De : Spider Altaruk [mailto:SpigetySpider@hotmail.com]
Envoyé : Tuesday, May 16, 2000 9:36 PM
À : email@example.com
Objet : i'm going to sue you for $1270 dollars!
Dear sir and/or madam,
Last night I was playing a riveting game of Graal-Online. I was
having a fun time too. Until some lpb camper faggot tried to hit
me with a bunch of jolt bombs and everything mysteriously froze.
I'm very upset over this because now my modem just makes a
loud buzzing sound when I plug it in and then the dog starts
barking. He later threw up and although I can't prove it was
because of this I'm just going to assume it was. Also, at the
same time the cable went out so I was forced to play a warez
version of Wing Commander 4 for the next 7 hours. It's bad
enough Mark Hamill is in it, but now I have the sudden urge to
kick my self in groin over and over again while throwing rocks at
giant hairy beasts that can fly spaceships. Oh yeah, my hot pink
lawn chair is broken too, enclosed is a picture for your
You will be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he gets off work
from food lion!
Questions? Comments? feel free to write
me at SpigetySpider@hotmail.com