(I swear to god I found this on his computer)

Graal Anthem

Unto this game, and server rules
I stand my strength to reach my goles
To not let this game interfere with my life
And all of my sarrows, and lonely old strife
This is a game to which you agree
To obey these rules you have recieved from me
And if you shall cheat or deceive
You will get what you asked for, oh you better believe
For those who don't agree to these terms
Will be out again fishing, alone with his worms
This isn't a joke, for you need to just see
To survive in this game, you must obey these rules happily
Now that you see how to be a good guy
Don't try to get tuff, cheat, or lie