| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
Frequent | 394226 |     | 2793090 | 7.1 | today | "he probably snorted a giant rail before doing that" |
| 2 |
Jason | 319782 | | 2123770 | 6.6 | 525 days ago | "and SERIOUSLY LOWER YOUR PAYMENT BY LIKE 9999 DOLLARS PER MONTHA" |
| 3 |
owlshimy | 289576 | | 2008174 | 6.9 | 715 days ago | "cut your neck and play with the meat MEEP!!!!!!! RAPE" |
| 4 |
SKORP | 266644 | | 2384171 | 8.9 | 2 days ago | "they have been replaced by bots they lost their jobs" |
| 5 |
owl | 191490 | | 1708524 | 8.9 | 174 days ago | "and that is what you are going to look at each day" |
| 6 |
mrtanooki | 121783 | | 748033 | 6.1 | 120 days ago | "i hate how i can't even bring myself to give a shit about dread" |
| 7 |
Corson | 120179 | | 724232 | 6.0 | 4 days ago | "haha did they get a middle school film student to do that" |
| 8 |
Asif | 109813 | | 582256 | 5.3 | 975 days ago | "no you are supposed to be happy with what you got" |
| 9 |
spigety | 93410 | | 639278 | 6.8 | 1932 days ago | "IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY DRAWERS IT'S MADE OUT OF GALVENIZED PLUMBING" |
| 10 |
Spider | 80447 | | 500690 | 6.2 | 2872 days ago | "FAGGOT SCRIPT HAS SPOTTED MRTANUKI AVERT YOUR EYES AT ONCE" |
| 11 |
Osmium | 66336 | | 511692 | 7.7 | 4323 days ago | "zero tolerance is only for people 20 and under" |
| 12 |
djancak | 62330 | | 402712 | 6.5 | 127 days ago | "damn that happened to me with that tree that landed on my car" |
| 13 |
precarious | 53470 | | 402108 | 7.5 | 3210 days ago | "either deserted or fucking 923403049 people jammed up in line" |
| 14 |
Azrael | 44472 | | 256640 | 5.8 | 1908 days ago | "also, owl will give you a kidney so you are fine there" |
| 15 |
distorbiant | 42800 | | 207109 | 4.8 | 5541 days ago | "I dunno man I need to get this done for tomorrow" |
| 16 |
Salia | 39452 | | 168131 | 4.3 | 550 days ago | "it starded as a standard procedure , removing bunion" |
| 17 |
Osmium_Ninja | 34041 | | 246939 | 7.3 | 6245 days ago | "we need massive team graal ddos attack on rick" |
| 18 |
JubeiSaotome | 32404 | | 193034 | 6.0 | 5544 days ago | "compared to half the shit that comes out these days" |
| 19 |
Mizterie | 30250 | | 178726 | 5.9 | 4378 days ago | "nah, health care definitely reduces prescription fees as well" |
| 20 |
SuperNick | 30203 | | 178685 | 5.9 | 2285 days ago | "i tried to look them both up but couldnt find anything" |
| 21 |
Mafukie | 28465 | | 184086 | 6.5 | 6 days ago | "public/anonymous/guest access so it shouldn't ask" |
| 22 |
cim | 26505 | | 175536 | 6.6 | 4660 days ago | "the air can be 55F, but if you're in the sun, you feel hot" |
| 23 |
mrtanuki | 23466 | | 153720 | 6.6 | 1489 days ago | "i looked at it and it's just covered in fungus" |
| 24 |
Diefool | 19607 | | 92776 | 4.7 | 282 days ago | "and if you get ganked, if you quit you dont lose everything" |
| 25 |
ShadowFox | 18974 | | 102332 | 5.4 | 2329 days ago | "bullshit 1-2 week processing time on ready to ship lol" |
| 26 |
diefoolz | 18036 | | 97432 | 5.4 | 5598 days ago | "its just like some fat guy and a retard being retarded" |
| 27 |
PHANTOM | 16653 | | 74865 | 4.5 | 944 days ago | "you could drop a missile from a very great height" |
| 28 |
orville_skinny | 16459 | | 126641 | 7.7 | 4632 days ago | "the rogue+holy priest beating the two hunters and warlock" |
| 29 |
mrtanewki | 15652 | | 76438 | 4.9 | 3518 days ago | "i got a shit ton of audio books right before they got fucked" |
| 30 |
Charles | 15531 | | 75140 | 4.8 | 1691 days ago | "his streams can be a massive retardation sometimes its hilarious" |
| 31 |
owlphone | 11822 | | 86816 | 7.3 | 699 days ago | "if you want to talk about systems we need better systems" |
| 32 |
Kreep | 11623 | | 69395 | 6.0 | 7037 days ago | "the elephant will me no match against ratta haha NO" |
| 33 |
Super_Dragon | 11143 | | 86440 | 7.8 | 5715 days ago | "from like being drunk and falling off the roof 234234 times" |
| 34 |
Freq | 10885 | | 69661 | 6.4 | 212 days ago | "the way the guys move on the field is more detailed" |
| 35 |
Centra | 10842 | | 84943 | 7.8 | 3467 days ago | "god itn was really loud in there when those went off" |
| 36 |
Trulz | 10720 | | 64376 | 6.0 | 3910 days ago | "man I wish I AM TIRED OF SHITTY CAFETERIA FOOD" |
| 37 |
jason-work | 8666 | | 37386 | 4.3 | 525 days ago | "rape rayed on the king corpse of jeoffrey lannister" |
| 38 |
RetardShimy | 7664 | | 51539 | 6.7 | 4961 days ago | "http://images.encyclopediadram-
atica.com/images/3/34/Lulz_bed-
.jpg" |
| 39 |
WaaX | 7091 | | 39739 | 5.6 | 2391 days ago | "yeah hes preparing everything and presenting it to the cops" |
| 40 |
Galen | 6792 | | 49434 | 7.3 | 182 days ago | "owl, I stumbled upon it that day I asked. Do you need want it?" |
| 41 |
hsif | 6575 | | 35260 | 5.4 | 6848 days ago | "they were like "what did he do in real world?"" |
| 42 |
joe | 6114 | | 34891 | 5.7 | 4006 days ago | "DAMN they gave me a blackberry at work and i hate it" |
| 43 |
tnuki | 6056 | | 39837 | 6.6 | 3839 days ago | "i probably missed like 3 answers total on those stupid tests" |
| 44 |
mytanuki | 5360 | | 36130 | 6.7 | 1242 days ago | "it's because whites have the superior ethnic slur genetics" |
| 45 |
mitchell | 5080 | | 22942 | 4.5 | 5552 days ago | "fucking naruto FMVs made me want to listent o linkin park" |
| 46 |
Hera | 4874 | | 24820 | 5.1 | 4075 days ago | "or you could just meditate in a forest or by the ocean" |
| 47 |
`_` | 4840 | | 31356 | 6.5 | 4075 days ago | "you should watch hellsing on winmp tv it is cool" |
| 48 |
andrew | 4785 | | 34457 | 7.2 | 4616 days ago | "you have to wait until you get a little way into the instance" |
| 49 |
Incorrect | 4772 | | 25745 | 5.4 | 2398 days ago | "How long will it be before BTC sinks down to $1 again?" |
| 50 |
Digger | 4685 | | 36726 | 7.8 | 1698 days ago | "have you checked your blood pressure and all that" |
| 51 |
OtakuLink | 4663 | | 29505 | 6.3 | 6977 days ago | "since that's the only place that ever has CDs I listen to" |
| 52 |
jason-help | 4382 | | 29612 | 6.8 | 2 days ago | "SOME OF THIS SHIT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE GUYS ARE LEGIT RANTING" |
| 53 |
xyzzy | 4370 | | 36699 | 8.4 | 3819 days ago | "I'M GLAD THAT YOU LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC ECONOMICS" |
| 54 |
owl1 | 4330 | | 40393 | 9.3 | 1775 days ago | "GOTTA KEEP EVERY MAILER THAT COMES INTO THE MAILBOX" |
| 55 |
Nosroc | 4324 | | 30897 | 7.1 | 46 days ago | "they werent there this morning so i dunno whats going on" |
| 56 |
Hawk | 4154 | | 22859 | 5.5 | 6131 days ago | "thank you for LIGHTING OFF FIRECRACKERS ON MY LAWN" |
| 57 |
The_Golden_God | 4061 | | 30868 | 7.6 | 4619 days ago | "http://www.rvc.ac.uk/SML/Peopl-
e/images/DSC02915.JPG" |
| 58 |
jason_ | 3873 | | 26342 | 6.8 | 3250 days ago | "well i mean you refuse to buy him the game for no reason so" |
| 59 |
NothingXS | 3835 | | 19845 | 5.2 | 3695 days ago | "uh i only play tetris? and like phoenix wright" |
| 60 |
god_of_gods | 3813 | | 21487 | 5.6 | 4771 days ago | "i need like 5,000 of those so i can take one a day" |
| 61 |
Ni_Ten | 3755 | | 23226 | 6.2 | 5283 days ago | "And, the Intels are running cooler and clocking higher" |
| 62 |
nooki | 3731 | | 25142 | 6.7 | 3910 days ago | "WHY ARE THEY ALL IN THE SAME PROGRAM FILES FOLDER" |
| 63 |
djan | 3582 | | 20601 | 5.8 | 2892 days ago | "and regales me of tales of when she worked at burger king" |
| 64 |
potatowl | 3458 | | 23279 | 6.7 | 5675 days ago | "becasuse he thought it was richmond british columbia canada" |
| 65 |
Floydian | 3162 | | 12838 | 4.1 | 1180 days ago | "no no.. that is me telling everyone who reads it "you suck"" |
| 66 |
w0rm | 3157 | | 19800 | 6.3 | 95 days ago | "then spent all his money trying to avoid childcare payments" |
| 67 |
diefoolzz | 2977 | | 15028 | 5.0 | 5682 days ago | "and it wasnt a problem cuz i had almost 1500 armor" |
| 68 |
diefoolATWORK | 2945 | | 15986 | 5.4 | 5601 days ago | "you are like slightly east of downtown and south" |
| 69 |
horndog | 2942 | | 19876 | 6.8 | 3529 days ago | "JASON TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU SUCKED ON A HOLE" |
| 70 |
Satoshi_Kojima | 2924 | | 24565 | 8.4 | 5102 days ago | "I heard they used it on their entire population" |
| 71 |
lwo | 2835 | | 21103 | 7.4 | 4811 days ago | "like one of those 50 year olds walking around with six phones" |
| 72 |
Freqman | 2823 | | 20056 | 7.1 | 577 days ago | "STEALING PEOPLE'S NICKS IS SO CLEVER AND FUNNY" |
| 73 |
Vertigo | 2794 | | 20753 | 7.4 | 152 days ago | "Bomb threat to Stephane Portha? Was Viper your cell mate?" |
| 74 |
Spider[options] | 2740 | | 17481 | 6.4 | 7051 days ago | "phantom this game sucks it crashed for no reason" |
| 75 |
precious_gravy | 2727 | | 22253 | 8.2 | 2943 days ago | "i cant even explain how this happened but i'm god" |
